KARMA · A PROJECT BY KOMBUCHO
YOU WERE NEVER EARLY. YOU WERE THEIR EXIT LIQUIDITY. ✦ 45% OF CALLED COINS ROUND-TRIP TO ZERO. THAT IS THE BASELINE, NOT THE CRIME. ✦ RECEIPTS, NOT VIBES. ✦YOU WERE NEVER EARLY. YOU WERE THEIR EXIT LIQUIDITY. ✦ 45% OF CALLED COINS ROUND-TRIP TO ZERO. THAT IS THE BASELINE, NOT THE CRIME. ✦ RECEIPTS, NOT VIBES. ✦
@CookerFlips@CookerFlips142,729 followers on pump.fun8deJ…XhU6
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⇄ TIED TO · WALLET RELATIONSHIPS, SEPARATE FROM THE GRADE

2 wallets trade before its calls; 27 copy it within seconds.

  • PATTERNAKZT…G1Me trades in the 30 minutes before this wallet's calls on 4 of 30 calls (buys first and holds)a call
  • PATTERNJ2sJ…DByG trades in the 30 minutes before this wallet's calls on 3 of 30 calls (buys first and holds)a call
  • PATTERNDudM…sLvw buys within seconds of this wallet on 13 of 30 calls: a copy bot or a shadowa call
  • PATTERN5mPg…gmbp buys within seconds of this wallet on 7 of 30 calls: a copy bot or a shadowa call
  • PATTERNJ2XW…7ih4 buys within seconds of this wallet on 7 of 30 calls: a copy bot or a shadowa call
  • PATTERN3CJ7…EtpP buys within seconds of this wallet on 7 of 30 calls: a copy bot or a shadowa call
  • PATTERNBLH2…6Mus buys within seconds of this wallet on 7 of 30 calls: a copy bot or a shadowa call
  • PATTERNGmu7…414A buys within seconds of this wallet on 7 of 30 calls: a copy bot or a shadowa call

A trading pattern clears chance after a Bonferroni correction, checked against the same calls with callers shuffled. Proven means a transaction shows the tie. Exchange and service funders never count.

KARMA CARDRECEIPTS, NOT VIBES

Checking for new callouts since this was scored…

@CookerFlips

caller · 8deJ…XhU6 · 64 settled

CALLER CARD

A READ, NOT A PROMISE

64 settled · 34 still open

one square per call

  • sold into you 28
  • rugged 19
  • hit 2× 9
  • lost 6
  • went quiet 1
  • held 1
  • pending 34
Sold into their followers?28 of 64
most callers: about 1 in 5

57 of 64 timed from their own trades (half the bag sold within 30 minutes of the call, at a profit); the rest read from their position.

Did following them cost you money?50 of 64
most callers: about 3 in 4

Lost money a day later, died with no chance to get out, or went quiet. 23 died. 1 went quiet: nobody traded after the call.

Could followers have doubled?15 of 64
most callers: about 1 in 4

7 of these were sold into or rugged later, so those squares stay red or orange. 18 open calls have already touched 2×. Not counted until they settle.

  • Typical settled return −58%. Across settled calls, the middle is −48%.
KARMA · KARMAWTF.VERCEL.APPSIGNALS FROM ON-CHAIN RECEIPTS · NOT FINANCIAL ADVICERECEIPTS, NOT VIBES

Most callers sell into their followers on 20% of calls, and 74% of calls cost followers money. The letter weighs both, and neither rescues the other: did they sell into you, and what did following them do to your money. How the grade is built · card image

FRONT-RUN BY50% of the 20 wallets that bought before their calls and sold into them trade through pump.fun app. the platforms

CALL TIMELINE

Sold into followers on 28 of 57 timed calls, a median 14s before after posting

Their buy and their exit, timed from their own trades, against the price you got at the call. 34 more calls are still open and settle 24h after the call.

call+10m+30m+60m
You, from the call:2×+upflatdowndown 50%+deadquiet or opentheir buyhalf out, sold into youtook profit laterout at a loss→half out after the first hourfaint rows: minute prices not loaded yet, drawn from the 1h price

Scored 2026-10-20 · from on-chain history

reads on-chain behaviour, not an accusation of fraud. How grades work

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