▶ THE RECEIPTS — DOES THE GRADE PREDICT ANYTHING?

Graded on their past. Checked on their next calls.

anyone can show you the rugs they flagged after the fact. so we did it the hard way: for 464 callers we took their calls in order, graded them on the earlier half only, then looked at what the later half did. 5,835 calls the grade never saw.

THE NEXT CALL, BY THE GRADE WE'D HAVE GIVEN

32%

vs 12%

the caller sold into their own followers

83%

vs 71%

of their next calls cost followers money

big number: callers we'd have graded D or F (110). small number: graded B or better (232).

GRADED	CALLERS	NEXT CALLS	SOLD INTO YOU	COST YOU	DIED	2× SHOT
B or better	232	2,805	12%	71%	42%	27%
C	122	1,525	18%	77%	43%	25%
D	88	1,195	28%	82%	40%	22%
F	22	310	50%	88%	42%	18%

read the last columns too: whether the coin died, and the chance of a 2×, barely move with the grade. karma doesn't find you winners, it finds you the people less likely to make you their exit, and whose calls cost you less. the F row is 22 callers, so treat its exact numbers as rough.

GRADED D OR F → THEIR NEXT CALL

EZRg…16wK D on 9 calls then called $NUNCAT · 10-12
-23%
caller sold
5DtG…nS2b D on 9 calls then called $CALLBAG · 10-12
-62%
caller sold
@ChrisKogias D on 7 calls then called $PS5 · 10-12
-16%
caller sold
@runitbackghost D on 15 calls then called $WORMPAD · 10-12
-98%
caller sold
@CookerFlips F on 17 calls then called $ONCHEONI · 10-12
-22%
caller sold
@dashcrypto_ D on 13 calls then called $POODLE · 10-12
0%
caller sold
@Latuche95 D on 18 calls then called $Ploy · 10-12
-91%
caller sold
@Stigman__ D on 22 calls then called $Ploy · 10-12
-91%
caller sold

GRADED B OR BETTER → THEIR NEXT CALL

@DonCryptonium A on 15 calls then called $HITLER · 10-12
4.6×
peak in 24h
@harrypauldavies A on 11 calls then called $WCAT · 10-12
1.6×
peak in 24h
@XScharo B on 16 calls then called $friens · 10-12
1.6×
peak in 24h
@Jeetius B on 5 calls then called $Dogcoin · 10-12
28.9×
peak in 24h
@narracanz A on 16 calls then called $ELON · 10-12
2.5×
peak in 24h
@goatedondsticks A on 23 calls then called $ASTER · 10-12
2.1×
peak in 24h
@0xNaruza A on 19 calls then called $CATCOIN · 10-12
6.8×
peak in 24h
@seanlippel B on 21 calls then called $W · 10-12
2.3×
peak in 24h

examples, one per caller, the most recent of each kind. good calls from bad callers and bad calls from good callers exist too, which is why the table above is the claim and these are the faces on it.

how: each caller needs ≥8 settled calls. the grade on the earlier half is the same model the site ships. one honest leak: the market averages the grade is measured against were fit on everyone's full history. rebuilt 2026-10-15. the audit has the rest.

KARMA

Graded on their past. Checked on their next calls.